deair:

so how do i relationship

(via metalfullypunk)

enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

(via metalfullypunk)

"Fuck. I want her."

As soon as I saw her. (via incednia)

(Source: girls-are-my-weakness, via mouth-two-mouth)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via grahvity)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via grahvity)

Anonymous asked:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z (((; have fun

A- not offically taken but I consider myself tied down

B- 9/11/1997

C- Nick

D- dr.pepper

E-Tyler

F-wonderless

G- 6th

H-Berlin nj

I-pumpkin

J- jelly beans are gross sorry:(

K- umm no

L- 3rd grade till present

M- peanut butter or strawberry

N- 1 

O-that my sister wouldn’t have such a big mouth

P- I don’t have a phone so nick on skype

Q-is your birthday really on 9/11?

R- I’m alive and loved???

S- looking for that girl- Toby Keith

T- 11:45 am

U- black or zebra print

V- Mariah

W- Emma stone or Johnny depp

X- chest back and hand

Y- yesterday

Z- Virgo

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

(Source: the-goldengirls, via realityisbutadreamwelive)

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(via realityisbutadreamwelive)

Anonymous asked:
How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

embersofmysoul:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This man needs recognition

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